MY MONKEY MADE ME DO IT!

Bad decisions. Great excuses. Blame the monkey.

Ever done something questionable and immediately regretted it? Or worse… would do it all over again? Then this one's for you.

Meet your new favourite T-shirt, featuring a cool, shades-wearing monkey and a slogan that says what we're all thinking: MY MONKEY MADE ME DO IT.

It's for the bloke who's old enough to know better but still occasionally lets his inner idiot take the wheel. The spontaneous nights out, the questionable purchases, the daft ideas that somehow seemed brilliant at the time… none of it was your fault. Obviously. There was a monkey involved.

With its bold vintage-style graphic and cheeky attitude, this tee is made for pub trips, weekends away, BBQs and generally giving your mates another reason to question your judgement.

Why you'll love it:

🐒 A bold monkey graphic with bags of personality

😎 Vintage-inspired lettering that stands out

👕 An easy-to-wear design for everyday mischief

😂 The perfect conversation starter — and a ready-made excuse

Whether you're buying it for yourself or for the mate who's a walking collection of bad decisions, this tee delivers the laughs.

Go on. Make another bad decision. At least you'll look good doing it.